It's not delivery...

John and I decided to make a pizza for dinner tonight. I decided to take pictures of the process because it is the most interesting thing that has happened to me today.

How To: Making a Pizza

First you make the dough, and then plop it on a greased pan. When you run out of Pam, use butter(the white spots on the pan) as a healthy alternative.

Then you have to spread the dough. If you have weak wrists you may want to get a strong burly man like I did to spread the dough for you. Spreading dough takes a lot of elbow grease so start lifting those weights...if you don't have a strong burly man to do it for you.

Don't worry if your hands get a little messy. Don't worry, someone will come around sometime to turn the faucet on for you.

After the dough has been spread in a buttered pan, then you spread on the sauce.

Now here is the secret to a successful home made pizza. You MUST put a hidden layer of turkey pepperoni under the cheese. This is essential to pizza perfection. Also, your sauce may turn from red to brown, do not be alarmed...oh wait, thats not supposed to happen. Be alarmed.

Finally, just throw on a whole bag of cheese and another layer of pepperoni and stick in the oven for about 15 minutes.

Serve with a nice cold salad and dressing of your choice.

*The final product is not pictured because after 15 minutes of baking we were starving and we at the pizza before capturing is glory. It was beautiful.